Subway Jared Fogle gains weight, and he is jewish

Everyone remembers Jared from the Subway ads.

People Magazine last year reported that he had gained weight since his "miraculous" weight loss from his Subway diet.
UNCOOL man. How could you? He was in an ad campaign for the Winter Olympics and they had to cover up his hideous body with a winter coat because he was no longer skinny from Subway.

Apparently he also states that he is "hanging up" his massive pants that he used in his ads and that they will be taken to a museum.
Um, what museum? Fuck, who would put them in their museum? The Museum of Useless Shit.

So, this is an ode to how shit Jared is. I hope you get really fat and can no longer get up to buy your Subway.

Hello Kitty wrote:

Fuck, who would put them in their museum? The Museum of Useless Shit.

Win

I give that post 3 and a half Jareds out of 5



He will always retain a special part of subway's history. No matter how much of it is now a total lie.



>>>Also, what the fuck is that crap he has in the bag in front of him in the picture? human remains?

LOL u can fit 3.5 jareds on a screen?

tool wrote:

Also, what the fuck is that crap he has in the bag in front of him in the picture? human remains?

lol its prob for a seafood sensation sub?

no wonder I dont trust that sub